PR: New release from Movie Wave Records

MOVIE WAVE RECORDS SIGNATURE COLLECTION VOLUME 18,443

MUSIC NOT FROM MAN OF STEEL

Movie Wave Records is proud to announce its latest limited edition release – Music Not From Man of Steel.

The Founder and President of Movie Wave Records, Bosko Balaban, noted that “we believe we have spotted a real gap in the market here.  While the extraordinarily original score for the new motion picture Man of Steel is receiving a multitude of different releases, we believe that there are consumers out there who actually want to buy music that isn’t a bag of shite.”

Balaban commissioned acclaimed composer Brian Kilkine to write forty minutes of original music – none of which was composed for the motion picture Man of Steel.  Kilkine says that “there has been surprisingly little hype surrounding the music from Man of Steel, despite the fact that all the clips and pre-released tracks suggests that the music has been composed by a small child and performed on keyboards bought from one of the pound shops in Rotherham.”

Even though there are only forty minutes of music, Movie Wave Records has decided to release the material as a three-disc set.  Disc two will feature a five-minute recording of Kilkline taking a shit – a recording which has already been acclaimed as having more musical value than anything heard so far from the real score from Man of Steel.  Disc three will be completely empty.  The outstanding package is rounded out by the exclusive “flipper” cover – you don’t have to buy two versions of the album to get both covers!  You can just choose your favourite.  (Please note: both sides of the “flipper” cover feature precisely the same image.)

It is worth noting that while the rich and famous Kilkline is the only credited composer, much of the music was actually written by very low-paid interns supervised by the unacclaimed Kelvin S. Wheelbarrow.

Copies will go on sale soon.  The first 500 orders placed will receive an exclusive, unsigned edition of the CD.  The remaining copies will all be signed by extreme survival expert Ray Mears.