- Composed by Steve Jablonsky
- Milan / 75m
Action hero must save his family trapped in a tall tower after it is taken over by terrorists: hmm, let me think. Nope, can’t think of anything, Skyscraper is an absolutely original thought from Hollywood. Said action hero is played by Dwayne Johnson – somehow struggling to portray a figure who will stop at nothing to rescue his family – and sees director Rawson Marshall Thurber needing to rely on all the action/suspense tricks he developed on his previous films Dodgeball and Central Intelligence.
For some reason the director didn’t work with his usual composer Theodore Shapiro (more than capable of scoring this kind of thing and crying out for an escape from comedies); for some reason he turned instead to Steve Jablonsky, veteran of the Transformers franchise and the films of Peter Berg. I would say that I have struggled over the years to find a hook that pulls me into this composer’s music: while other composers have emerged more recently who ensure that Jablonsky is not my least favourite film composer (I suspect Junkie XL has that particular honour nailed down until I take my last breath), it is fair to say that I doubt I will be sitting here in fifty years listening to the scores of Battleship or Pain and Gain in the way that I sit here today listening to The Blue Max and The Lion in Winter.

There are, of course, those who love Jablonsky’s music – and those people will be thoroughly in their element with Skyscraper because it does exactly what you expect it to. There is much loud noise; there is occasional quietness. I’m unable to discern much of interest happening either in the periods of loud noise, or in the more occasional periods of quietness. Oh, there’s a guitar, a bit like Inception. A bare-bones piano “theme” (two notes), it’s a bit like Man of Steel. Drums, drums, drums – wait, isn’t there another film composer who approaches all dramatic problems by throwing a load of drums at them?
There aren’t any shades of grey here: it’s just grim, simplistic action, pretty much from start to finish (albeit with the occasional quieter moment, as I believe I may have already mentioned). Apparently the album’s indexed into 18 separate tracks, but it’s hard to notice because everything just sounds the same. (Well, in fairness, the last of the 18 is a song, by Jamie N. Commons – the fact that the N stands for Nick might not seem a particularly interesting piece of information, but it’s more interesting than anything I could say about the Jablonsky music, and the song is by a million miles the best thing on the album.) There’s no attempt at any time to create something unique (or even slightly distinctive) for the film Skyscraper. There’s no attempt to create an emotional connection with the lead character or his family, which makes the film worse and means it will make less money than if it had an actual film score instead of this extension of the sound effects.
There are many things I can think of doing which last 75 minutes and are more enjoyable than listening to this album: for instance, staring for 75 minutes at a tin of sild. It’s pretty embarrassing that a major studio could release a summer action blockbuster with music like this in it, and rather than scraping the sky, it’s very much scraping the other end of the spectrum. Listen to it if you must, but believe me you’ll need to take a long shower afterwards and then listen to the main title from The Towering Inferno on repeat.
Rating: No stars
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